I can’t quite explain it. It’s weird, I mean, why is my dildo sticky? It’s been sitting on my nightstand for weeks and yet it remains oddly sticky. I’m not sure why, and it’s driving me nuts! I’m starting to think I’m going crazy.

So the other evening, I picked it up and took a closer look. Unfortunately, the sight only served to confuse me even more. There’s a strange, almost custard-like consistency to it. It’s really weird, and sex toys I’m not sure what to do about it.

Well, I did the only thing I could think of: I started Googling for potential answers. Turns out, this issue is actually a lot more common that I’d have ever guessed. It appears that my dildo, and many like it, can attract dirt and dust particles very easily – leading to the strange stickiness!

Amazingly, it’s apparently quite easy to solve the problem too. A quick wipe down with a damp cloth is usually enough to do the trick. If that doesn’t work, a small amount of hydrogen peroxide and a few drops of rubbing alcohol can help remove any persistent dirt.

Sighing with relief, I quickly gathered the materials and got to work. After a few minutes of gentle scrubbing, my dildo was once again free of the vile stickiness. Phew, crisis averted!

I was, however, still a little concerned about how the sticky issue had arisen to begin with. On my next few trips to the store, I made sure to keep a keen eye out for dildo storage bags to make sure I never had to deal with that problem ever again.

It’s been a few weeks now since I first encountered the issue and it hasn’t happened again. I now keep my dildo in a drawstring bag and Penis Rings wipe it down with an antibacterial cloth every time I use it. That way I’m confident that it will remain clean and, most importantly, not sticky – ever!